My New Alfa
If you are reading this, or considering any kind of lease deal you are most likely already well aware of the benefits that come with leasing a car, however you might be completely ignorant to the whole topic. If I was to tell you could probably afford to drive the car of your dreams, in my case that’s the Alfa Romeo Giulietta hatchback 1.4 TB 5dr, would you believe me? Furthermore, you can get it as a brand new car! Let that sink in, it is a brand new version of the car of your dreams, and you can drive it!
My Kia Ceed has done a job but I am starting to get bored and have always loved Alfas. In my situation, for the kind of car I want, I have two options; spend all of my money and have enough to buy a second hand motor that’s 3 or 4 years old, or I could use that money on a 4 year Personal Car Lease Alfa Romeo Giulietta deal! It would cover the initial payment as well as a bulk of the monthly payments. If you haven’t immediately pictured yourself in the car of your dreams, and are still toying with the idea of getting a sensible used car, get off this page right now and never come back. It is the equivalent of paying 10k to date Demi Rose for 4 years or paying 10 grand to marry Katy Price. Sure Katy Price isn’t that bad, but she’s had her day, done a lot of miles and god knows what mods she’s had that you don’t know about.
In this day and age nobody owns anything anyway, no one cares that I’ve got a personal contract hire Alfa Romeo Giulietta that means I can’t afford to eat 2 nights a week, they will just see me zooming past and believe I’ve made a success of myself, when really, I can only afford the lease because I still live at my parents and they don’t make me pay rent! My sensible/dull mate Jon always says, “you should buy a car on finance and treat it like a saving exercise, ie, you’re leasing a used car for 3 years, but at the end of it you have asset worth £7k, so in effect you’ve saved 7k over the course of the lease…” Sounds great on paper, but what the hell does he know, he’s got a man bun. Try chatting up a girl up town with a sensible lifestyle of living within your means and a man bun. I’ll take my chances with the Alfa Romeo. If you think she’ll be put off by the fact I don’t own it, I’ll just lie and tell her I do, or tell her it’s a Alfa Romeo Giulietta Business Car lease, that way she’ll think it’s a perk of the sick job I’m still trying to get. Either way people will not catch me driving some beat up Kia Ceed anymore. No way, I’d sooner grow a man bun!
All you need to remember its 4 years with Demi Rose or marriage to Katy Price…. Rose or Price…. If you aren’t committed to getting your equivalent to a contract hire Alfa Romeo Giulietta after the Katy Price Demi Rose comparison then you are beyond saving…. Enjoy your marriage.
January 8, 2018 / admin /